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1. Men are like ...... Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.
2. Men are like...... Weather. Nothing can be done to change them.
3. Men are like......Blenders. You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
4. Men are like.....Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
5. Men are like ...... Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.
6. Men are like......Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
7. Men are like......Snowstorms. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
8. Men are like......Parking Spots. All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.